IRC Quotes

[Zaphod]

I've been meaning to do this for a while. I've seen some quotes I've wanted to save, so post your favorite quotes here, and please, enjoy! :D I also think I'll copy and past quotes others post to keep it neat and clean :D.


I trick the MOB :D

#MOB Quote
<Zaph|Hoodlum> You maul hoodlum38260 for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 42 HP.They Die.
<Lemonhead7t7> BARHAH!
<Zaph|Hoodlum> :D
<BT|Hood> BARHAH
<bisfan> BARHAH!
- Zaph|Hoodlum changes nick to Zaph|away
<Alohaoe> BARHAH
<scoopnog> BARHAH!
<Fifth> graaagh!
<Fifth> BARHAH!
<Zaph|away> hahah XD
<Zaph|away> You maul hoodlum38260 for 3 damage, and grab hold of them. They drop to 42 HP.
<BT|Hood> heh
<bisfan> ASSHOLE!
<Zaph|away> :O
<Zaph|away> You have run out of Action Points.
* bisfan laughs
* bisfan was fooled by they diie
20:18
<BT|Hood> u asshole Zaphord for 50 ap, he sways

#Beerhah Quote
[19:54:49] <Jelly> today I had to type stuff up at work... correctly, no spell check
[19:54:55] <bisfan> :o
[19:54:57] * Jelly tried really hard
[19:55:02] <bisfan> and you're still sane?
[19:55:02] <Alohaoe> :)
[19:55:12] * eugeniedefranval faints
[19:55:15] <Jelly> I was like my goodness

#MOB Quote
[17:38:45] <Maisy|Cooking> I like to cook while i cannibalize..
[17:38:48] <Maisy|Cooking> sure thing
[17:38:53] <iWhiskey> ... marry me.

#Knownothing Quote
* bisfan sees a revive queue at Tickle ...
<Banana> =0
<Banana> I'll start making my way.
* bisfan note that it consists solely of him
<Banana> Pfft.
* Banana turns back

#Knownothing Quote
[20:16] * SanAndreas (mailto:astinos87@C621F675.EEC2195B.3E5E1F9D.IP) has joined #knownothings
[20:16] * ~bisfan|AFK waves
[20:17] * @Jelly aves
[20:17] * @Jelly hides
[20:18] * ~bisfan|AFK can smell Jelly ... it's lime scented
[20:18] <@Jelly> better get out of San Andreas as fast as possible.... with CJ and friends running around things never end up good
[20:18] * ~bisfan|AFK blinks
[20:18] <~bisfan|AFK> you and your strange moon language

#RRF Quote
<+BenDiBanana> is that the famous Bohemian Rhapsody!?
<@Jelly> singing Bohemian?
<+Cronus_Magnus> I do beleive it is
<+BenDiBanana> did it get witnessed?
<+Cronus_Magnus> can I get a witness?
<+Banana|rise> IamMedic said "LIKE THIS SHOTGUN ZED !!!!!!!" (7 seconds ago)
<+Swiers> # A zombie ( Gus Thomas )+ said "Mamma... Zhaaz grrg ah man... Brrg ah gaan agghanz hhz haag, brrg mah graggarh, nah hz gaag.... Mamma... Raab hag zhaaz bagaan... Bah nah ahg gaan an zhraan ag ARRR arrraaahhh..." (2 minutes ago)

#MOB Quote
<Fifth> I was in traffic, freaking out, "I need to get home!!!! I have to kill people!!!!!!!"

#MOB Quote
<FLZ> so my daughter showed me this catalog of Bratz dolls...
21:47
<FLZ> now they have...
<FLZ> http://www.thebratzboyz.com/
<FLZ> :P
<FLZ> very funny stuff
21:48
<Jelly> cereal?
* Jelly dips into savings for some of that
<bisfan> http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/05-15-0 ... e-ec0.html
* bisfan glasses Jelly
<bisfan> NO!
<bisfan> YOU WIL NOT BUY SUCH THINGS!
<FLZ> that is what I said
* bisfan dies of blood pressure spikes

Later....

#MOB Quote
* bisfan needs to go home now ...
<bisfan> for some alone time ...
<FLZ> he
* bisfan will catch people when he gets back online
<Jelly> buy a bratz boy doll right?
<Jelly> knew it
<bisfan> Oh yeah
21:58
<bisfan> that's on my agenda
<bisfan> for sure

#Knownothing Quote
17:12
- Joined: Banana (mailto:RR@nw-9DF115B.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)
Banana was previously here at 16:42
17:13
- ChanServ changed mode: +o Banana
17:15
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> NANA CAME BACK
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> and RUTHERFORD TOO
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> we're a family again! :P
- Banana has quit IRC: Ping timeout
17:16
<Rutherford> heh
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> ohhhh
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> no marh family :(
17:17
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Banana was previously here at 17:15
17:18
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> FAMILY!
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> :D
- Banana has quit IRC: Killed (NickServ (Nick kill enforced))
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> :(
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> no family
17:23
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Banana was previously here at 17:18
17:24
- ChanServ changed mode: +o Banana
<Banana> tickle cleraed
17:25
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> woo!
<Jelly-REAPERTIME> Family again! :D

#knownothing Quote
[22:01] <@shade> !magic bot do you like oblivion?
[22:01] <magicbot> shade, you're stupid no
[22:01] <@shade>:'(

[The Dancing Banana]

<3 bisfan

[Gus Thomas]

I dont remember the exact quote as I did not save it, but once Jelly and I were talking about Grand Theft Auto (I believe) and Bisfan joined the channel part way through the conversation. All he saw were Jelly's remarks, and his initial response were something like:

Jelly, I do not understand your strange moon language.

[Zoey Zarg]

[20:16] * SanAndreas (mailto:astinos87@C621F675.EEC2195B.3E5E1F9D.IP) has joined #knownothings
[20:16] * ~bisfan|AFK waves
[20:17] * @Jelly aves
[20:17] * @Jelly hides
[20:18] * ~bisfan|AFK can smell Jelly ... it's lime scented
[20:18] <@Jelly> better get out of San Andreas as fast as possible.... with CJ and friends running around things never end up good
[20:18] * ~bisfan|AFK blinks
[20:18] <~bisfan|AFK> you and your strange moon language

Found it I deserve a cookie!

[Gus Thomas]

Found it I deserve a cookie!

Creds to the Jelly one for proving I am not making it up

[haetbus]

Dude! She wanted a cookie, not creds ... or is this more of your crazy street lingo?

[Gus Thomas]

Tonight in the RRF channel
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<+BenDiBanana> is that the famous Bohemian Rhapsody!?
<@Jelly> singing Bohemian?
<+Cronus_Magnus> I do beleive it is
<+BenDiBanana> did it get witnessed?
<+Cronus_Magnus> can I get a witness?
<+Banana|rise> IamMedic said "LIKE THIS SHOTGUN ZED !!!!!!!" (7 seconds ago)
<+Swiers> # A zombie ( Gus Thomas )+ said "Mamma... Zhaaz grrg ah man... Brrg ah gaan agghanz hhz haag, brrg mah graggarh, nah hz gaag.... Mamma... Raab hag zhaaz bagaan... Bah nah ahg gaan an zhraan ag ARRR arrraaahhh..." (2 minutes ago)
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No one specified IRC quotes had to be from #knownothings

[haetbus]

Not from #knownothings sure ... but if you're going to sing, you need to expand your repertoire!

[Zoey Zarg]

muahahahaha, gus you...



You should sing PULL SHAPES! \o/ Thats full of epic win right thar.

[Gus Thomas]

muahahahaha, gus you...

I am confused, how did I fail? I do not recall claiming to be original in my endeavor, and as with most death rattle I do, its mainly for harman reaction anyways.

[haetbus]

I don't know about fail ... I just think it's time a new song got added to that thread; the last addition is looking sad and lonely now ...

[Gus Thomas]

I don't know about fail ... I just think it's time a new song got added to that thread; the last addition is looking sad and lonely now ...

I'm working on it, and i think all of survivor kind will hate me. only problem is my death rattle is weak at best so I am really slow at "translating" it to a version that I can rattle in a mall.

[haetbus]

Hey, props for even trying. I should post up my mean rattle version of Copacabana ...

[Zaphod]

Been putting some more quotes up! Check them out!

[Gus Thomas]

<@Jelly> I went to church.... and almost got killed there I swear I have a big target that says eat my monkey ass soo good