BB3 Funnies

[Spiderzed]

As we seem to direly lack a thread for that...

# Modikus said "Well, paint me pink and call me Molly. This sure looks like a lot of bored zeds." (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
# Modikus said "Why don't you survivors head southeast to another safehouse." (1 hour and 18 minutes ago)
# Modikus said "And as for you zeds, follow me west into Tollyton to the mall. Let's see how well you do there." (1 hour and 17 minutes ago)

I'm on a schedule in Crowbank right now, but I'm looking forward to go to Tollyton and see "how well that mall will withstand the Bazh"

[TripleU]

I'm on a schedule in Crowbank right now, but I'm looking forward to go to Tollyton and see "how well that mall will withstand the Bazh"

I already heard a groan from the NE corner.

[Spiderzed]

I barely could get there before it went down in smoking ruins

And I had hoped I could personally drag that one harman out of the mall...

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Broadcast war brews between 'The Voice of Righteousness', for Big Bash 3, and 'Frankie Sinatra', for the humourless breathers.

http://iamscott.net/127950951858.html

[TripleU]

Broadcast war brews between 'The Voice of Righteousness', for Big Bash 3, and 'Frankie Sinatra', for the humourless breathers.

Frankie Sinatra is a character run by The Lurker7. Frank can probably be found near Quartly. I'm sure he has a lovely screaming voice.

[The Lurker7]

Why hello.

[Two Headed Sex Beast]

Haha! Ooh you cad. If that was really you, you got me (and us) good.

[The Lurker7]

If you'll read my wiki page, linked above, you'll see that The Lurker7 is part of the Ridleybank Resistance Front. Yes, it really is me.

[TripleU]

# Vromnir Hrax said "can you heal plz?" (1 hour and 41 minutes ago)
# Vromnir Hrax said "WTF ZOMBIES" (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
# Vromnir Hrax injected a zombie with a syringe and it slumped to the floor. (1 hour and 40 minutes ago)
# Vromnir Hrax extracted a DNA sample from you. (1 hour and 40 minutes ago) (They're still here.)
# Vromnir Hrax said "are they here for revive?" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
# Vromnir Hrax said "or to eat us?" (1 hour and 39 minutes ago)
# A zombie brought down the last of the barricades. (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
# You heard a loud groaning from very close by. (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)
# A zombie dragged Vromnir Hrax out into the street. (1 hour and 36 minutes ago)

[scoopnogg]

A three minute response time...good to see the UD community is keeping up attentiveness to queries of newer players.

[haetbus]

We aim to help!

* Shootingcube said "go away" (15 hours and 51 minutes ago)

I guess it's time to pack up and go home guys...

[TripleU]

* Truthfairy said "*Truthfairy walks out from the showers wearing only a towel and comes face to face with a zombie and screams* AAAHHHHHHH A ZOMBIE!!!!!!!" (35 seconds ago)

[TripleU]

You are inside Hinks Crescent Police Dept. A few bloody handprints are smeared across the wall. The doors to the street have been secured. Also here is Officer Nixon (50).

There is a mob of twelve other zombies here. You recognize HARM amongst them.

There are seven dead bodies here.


Since your last turn:
# Zombies gangbanged 8 people.
# Officer Nixon said "what do we do"

Ran, harman!