Surely You Must Be Joking
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Location: Somewhere beyond the sea
Sun Dec 05, 2010 4:29 am
The Gore Corps: Perverts & Psychopaths - Apply Within
Malton is a strange place to be dead. You shamble, you rattle, you break down some barricades and start to tuck into some tasty breather flesh, when suddenly that same breather turns around and sticks a needle in your neck. At first it feels a little peculiar, tingly even. But then your skin starts to crawl, the world changes from that familiar, beautiful green tint to a bewildering array of different colours. You start to feel sick. You collapse. Everything goes black.
And then, worst of all... You wake up alive!
How confusing.
How demeaning.
How sickening.
How infuriating!
Breathers have lost all respect for death. They defile it with their needles and their serums. They inflict upon us their harman frailties, but the Ridleybank Resistance Front has an answer to them: The Gore Corps.
In the Gore Corps we use the curse of life to make death matter. We have a code, we have a work ethic and, most important of all, we have a philosophy. We are necro-terrorists. We are the dark side of Barhah. We are the most feared and hated ministers of the New Flesh.
When the Gore Corps arrives in a suburb we spread not only death and disorder, but fear. We are the elite black ops team of the most famous horde in all of Malton, so when survivors see us they know that the annihilation of all that they hold dear is at hand. They know that their dreams of peace are in tatters on the floor, where they will soon join them.
Do you want to be that feared?
On any given day a member of the Gore Corps may be killing revivers in an NT, overbarricading entry points to leave the unwary locked outside at the mercy of the horde, destroying generators to crush the enemy supply line, meat-shielding a captured building, or wiping out the population of a mall corner as either a human or a zombie in a brutal strike against the breathing infestation.
Do you want to be that dangerous?
The Gore Corps wants killers. You don't have to be famous, nor experienced. What you have to be is willing to learn, to kill in both zombie and breather form, to serve the greatest horde in Malton. Then with us you will become more than a breather, more than a zombie: You will become Death perfected.
To join us you will need the following skills:
Zombie skills
You'll also need a knife, an axe, a pistol, a shotgun, a great team ethic and a truly filthy sense of humour.
If interested, PM Cadwah3 or Two Headed Sex Beast.
And then, worst of all... You wake up alive!
How confusing.
How demeaning.
How sickening.
How infuriating!
Breathers have lost all respect for death. They defile it with their needles and their serums. They inflict upon us their harman frailties, but the Ridleybank Resistance Front has an answer to them: The Gore Corps.
In the Gore Corps we use the curse of life to make death matter. We have a code, we have a work ethic and, most important of all, we have a philosophy. We are necro-terrorists. We are the dark side of Barhah. We are the most feared and hated ministers of the New Flesh.
When the Gore Corps arrives in a suburb we spread not only death and disorder, but fear. We are the elite black ops team of the most famous horde in all of Malton, so when survivors see us they know that the annihilation of all that they hold dear is at hand. They know that their dreams of peace are in tatters on the floor, where they will soon join them.
Do you want to be that feared?
On any given day a member of the Gore Corps may be killing revivers in an NT, overbarricading entry points to leave the unwary locked outside at the mercy of the horde, destroying generators to crush the enemy supply line, meat-shielding a captured building, or wiping out the population of a mall corner as either a human or a zombie in a brutal strike against the breathing infestation.
Do you want to be that dangerous?
The Gore Corps wants killers. You don't have to be famous, nor experienced. What you have to be is willing to learn, to kill in both zombie and breather form, to serve the greatest horde in Malton. Then with us you will become more than a breather, more than a zombie: You will become Death perfected.
To join us you will need the following skills:
Zombie skills
- Vigour Mortis
- Neck Lurch
- Death Grip
- Rend Flesh
- Tangling Grasp
- Neck Lurch
- Digestion
- Infectious Bite
- Infectious Bite
- Scent Fear
- Scent Blood
- Scent Blood
- Memories of Life
- Ransack
- Ransack
- Lurching Gait
- Ankle Grab
- Ankle Grab
- Free Running
- Hand-to-Hand Combat
- Knife Combat
- Axe Proficiency
- Knife Combat
- Basic Firearms Training
- Pistol Training
- Advanced Pistol Training
- Advanced Pistol Training
- Shotgun Training
- Advanced Shotgun Training
- Advanced Shotgun Training
- Pistol Training
- Shopping
- Bargain Hunting
- Bargain Hunting
- Diagnosis
- Body Building
You'll also need a knife, an axe, a pistol, a shotgun, a great team ethic and a truly filthy sense of humour.
If interested, PM Cadwah3 or Two Headed Sex Beast.
Gimme a couple of days, and I'll try and catch you online for a chat about it.