After Bairn’s strike into St. Ferreol’s Hospital yesterday, we took a well- earned rest in the lobby. There we were, peacefully minding our own business. And then scottmsg entered.
He head shot Liche.
He head shot Irenicus Jon.
He head shot Gaarh’a’Zombah.
Which, as we all know, is the fate of many a zombie. But where did scottmsg hide? Did he flee to a safe house? Did he run far away? NO! He moved one south and slept in an office building.
Here is some wisdom all harmans should know:
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit in the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the Ol’ Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with the MOB.
Such insolence could not be allowed! Bairn would be the instrument of Barhah, and we would deliver clawed Justice with toothy Righteousness!
So a small grey kitten, Adolf Christ, Ardenio, Gaarh’a’Zombah, Irenicus Jon, and Liche all moved south to the Rudd Building. The extremely heavy barricades slowed us down for just a few minutes, but then we pulled them down and moved inside.
And who was there, thinking he had entered the lion’s den, slain the great beast, and escaped to tell the tale? Yes, scottmsg!
Irenicus Jon, who had been shot by the harman, tore into him immediately. Jon would deeply wound the breather, but it would be Gaarh’a’Zombah — another victim of that murderer — who would bring him to Barhah. Liche however, looked on in grim satisfaction. His smile went just a little wider when he heard Irencius Jon’s first ever rattle:
* A zombie ( Liche ) said "RAHN HARMANZ, RAHN! MAHB ZAMBAHZ ARH HAR!"
* A zombie ( Liche ) gestured at scottmsg.
* A zombie ( Liche ) said "Harman! BARHAH! BARHAH! BARHAH! MAHB! MAHB! MAHB!"
* A zombie ( Irenicus Jon ) said "NAM NAM NAM ZGAARGH"
* A zombie ( Gaarh’a’Zombah ) killed scottmsg.
a small grey kitten, upon padding into the office building, immediately picked up the scent of delicious zerger and leapt towards its prey. It was only a few minutes, but then nachostheclown14 was dead on the ground, with a tiny, little kitten lapping at the brains spilled on the floor.
Bairn’s newest zombie, Timmy Plop, was finally able to join us. After his long walk in from the west, he looked lean and hungry. Ardenio had been working over nachosnecro, but when the breather was good and pulped, he tossed the body over to Timmy — who promptly cracked his head open and gobbled up the grey goodies within.
Adolf Christ was busy mauling MrUnoriginalx, but all that pain and screaming must have woken him up. Taking a quick look around, the brave harman beat a hasty retreat towards the door and ran for the hills.
By this time, Gaarh was mugging mugwump69 soundly. He handed the harman off to Adolf, who worked her frustrations out a bit more and wumped him. After that it was Liche. Liche poked him in the eyes, pulled at his ears, and kicked him in the, well, you get the idea. While mugwump69 was doubled over in pain, Timmy Plop came over and sunk his teeth into the conveniently presented skull — HEADBITE!
Liche and Timmy attacked the final survivor, William Bill Munny. They both did their best, but it would be left to Martin Schmitt to finish him off. Still full of vigor, Martin Ruined the building and battered the gennie into scrap.
Towards the end of the attack a new zombie shambled into the room and greeted us in proper, zombie style:
* A zombie ( NeonGod ) said "Barhah!"
NeonGod is a zombie after my own, dead heart! We look forward to striking with him tomorrow, and with all our zethren!
Servings of BrainzQuik: 2