Fri May 09, 2008 6:10 pm
Bairn Ceatharn apply to be Firezambahz - 05.09.08
It has been quite some time since the presses stopped here at the BARHAH report. My fellow competitor newsreporters seem to have become complacenet with minimalist reports but no more...we here at the MOB aim to dazzle and this report will also do just that! MAHB! MAHB!
Date : 9th May 2008
Location : Northcote Avenue Fire Station (78, 75)
Attendance : Liche, Ardenio, Teefee, MiliMan, Kazeri, DeadCannon, Taramar, deadpenguin
[0:00] - Rising to his feet after sponging a pile of lead yesterday, Liche woke up Ardenio, Teefee, MiliMan and Kazeri for an assault on Northcote Avenue Fire Station which played host to the Barhahry Corsairs earlier in the day.
[0:00] - An abnormal amount of activity was happening outside the firestation and Perryn NT. The crossfire managed to nail MiliMan to the floor but nothing can stop the awesome power of BARHAH or ?rise! Ardenio was being attacked outside the firestation and it looked like Bairn Ceatharn were being bet down by the harmans...
[0:00] - Eventually getting fed up with all the waiting and activity, Liche ordered a rush on Northcote Avenue Fire Station and together we assembled and proceeded to shift the fire truck and heave the heavy barricades aside.
[0:00] - Upon shambling inside we caught a glimpse of Olympic runner Jonny Ryall (thanks Liche!) who's managed to evade us at every opportunity. Today was no different and he quickly darted out the back of the firestation, jumping through the only window without bars and escaping through the wasteland. Meanwhile, Ardenio had grabbed the lock from a firehose and was mashing it into the face of tripconcert while MiliMan, freshly filled with BARHAH, was busily trying to reduce Deathbag's face to brainless mess!
[0:00] - Teefee noticed Jennifer Marx had strolled into the fire station completely unaware and took no chances on what she might do - biting her right in the head and administering a nasty infection. She cried out that she didn't want to die again and after cracking Teefee in the head with an axe, made her getaway. I'm sure she heard Teefee's death rattle though..
[0:00] - A quick survey of the massacre reveals that MiliMan has succeeded in the task he set himself and is happily chomping on the brains of Deathbag. Unfortunately for Ardenio however, the exhausting had kicked in and his flailing claws were unable to complete the preperation of tripconcert. Teefee had one ticket to BARHAH for that harman and promptly delivered some MAHB justice, sharing the rewards with Ardenio.
[0:00] - Not content with seeing newly erected barricades, DeadCannon smashed his way through and ran towards Kazeri, who was hastily making less of an oxymoron out of thezommbie. Those heavy barricades had taken their toll on poor Kazeri and she slipped into what us zambahz are told is a lack-of-energy coma. DeadCannon grabbed a piece of the firepole and began swinging it for home runs, right into the head of thezommbie.
[0:00] - While we were all doing out thing, none of us noticed GlimmeringGus who was certainly wearing his ninja suit and had eaten his Wheatabix. This filthy trenchcoat harman managed to fell Liche with a shotgun before blasting a few bullets into DeadCannon\'s head...both zombies, amazed by what had just happened, performed a ?rise and hunted for this ghost, only to find he was gone...
[0:00] - The rise zapped almost all energy out of DeadCannon so while he collected himself a feral took over and grabbed the rest of thezommbie! This same feral shoved Teefee out of the way and managed to tear strips of meat off Zeonidas, strips Teefee wanted all for himself if truth be told. After the feral retired to the corner with his brains, Teefee took back over on Zeonidas and had a stroke of pure brilliance. Managing to find the keys to the firetruck, Teefee unwound the hose and shoved Zeonidas into the hosewheel. Cranking that shaft took quite a bit of energy but never did a brain pop out so neatly onto the floor ..NAHM NAHM NAHM!
[0:00] - DeadCannon had gotten bored waiting for orders and took on TurboKill. Using the suspenders from a pair of overalls he wrapped it around the neck of TurboKill and strangled away whilst using his claws to bore a hole into the chest of this filthy harman. Liche enjoyed the view immensely, so much so that he continued after DeadCannon joined Ardenio, Kazeri and MiliMan in slumberland. Teefee was set to fall asleep himself when he noticed Liche was resting and TurboKill was slithering away towards the door. Jumping on TurboKill's head, Teefee crushed it in one blow, brains spurting everywhere - Who ever said Crouching Tiger Hidden Zambah! was a bad movie!?
[0:00] - The radio echoed around the building and our presence had been noticed, so we groaned as much as we could and retired for the evening. Pretty soon, however, there was a knocking on the door....
[0:00] - Wood splintered everywhere as Taramar burst into the common room, rickrolling everybody as soon as (s)he arrived
[0:00] - The generator was battered and deadpenguin had gotten inside and managed to beat killer pie to his last breath, only faith would have him tire out before striking the last blow and that maggot was left breathing for another day...
Stats
Cades - 3
Kills - 5
?rise - 4
Party - Yeah, it\'s happening alright
Date : 9th May 2008
Location : Northcote Avenue Fire Station (78, 75)
Attendance : Liche, Ardenio, Teefee, MiliMan, Kazeri, DeadCannon, Taramar, deadpenguin
[0:00] - Rising to his feet after sponging a pile of lead yesterday, Liche woke up Ardenio, Teefee, MiliMan and Kazeri for an assault on Northcote Avenue Fire Station which played host to the Barhahry Corsairs earlier in the day.
[0:00] - An abnormal amount of activity was happening outside the firestation and Perryn NT. The crossfire managed to nail MiliMan to the floor but nothing can stop the awesome power of BARHAH or ?rise! Ardenio was being attacked outside the firestation and it looked like Bairn Ceatharn were being bet down by the harmans...
[0:00] - Eventually getting fed up with all the waiting and activity, Liche ordered a rush on Northcote Avenue Fire Station and together we assembled and proceeded to shift the fire truck and heave the heavy barricades aside.
[0:00] - Upon shambling inside we caught a glimpse of Olympic runner Jonny Ryall (thanks Liche!) who's managed to evade us at every opportunity. Today was no different and he quickly darted out the back of the firestation, jumping through the only window without bars and escaping through the wasteland. Meanwhile, Ardenio had grabbed the lock from a firehose and was mashing it into the face of tripconcert while MiliMan, freshly filled with BARHAH, was busily trying to reduce Deathbag's face to brainless mess!
[0:00] - Teefee noticed Jennifer Marx had strolled into the fire station completely unaware and took no chances on what she might do - biting her right in the head and administering a nasty infection. She cried out that she didn't want to die again and after cracking Teefee in the head with an axe, made her getaway. I'm sure she heard Teefee's death rattle though..
Teefee wrote:HARMANZ...G!B ZAMBAHZ hra HAG!? NAH? HARMANZ NAH AZZAG ZAMBAHZ....BARHAH -!Z HARMANZ HRANZ!...MAHB! MAHB! BA!RN BARHAH!
[0:00] - A quick survey of the massacre reveals that MiliMan has succeeded in the task he set himself and is happily chomping on the brains of Deathbag. Unfortunately for Ardenio however, the exhausting had kicked in and his flailing claws were unable to complete the preperation of tripconcert. Teefee had one ticket to BARHAH for that harman and promptly delivered some MAHB justice, sharing the rewards with Ardenio.
[0:00] - Not content with seeing newly erected barricades, DeadCannon smashed his way through and ran towards Kazeri, who was hastily making less of an oxymoron out of thezommbie. Those heavy barricades had taken their toll on poor Kazeri and she slipped into what us zambahz are told is a lack-of-energy coma. DeadCannon grabbed a piece of the firepole and began swinging it for home runs, right into the head of thezommbie.
[0:00] - While we were all doing out thing, none of us noticed GlimmeringGus who was certainly wearing his ninja suit and had eaten his Wheatabix. This filthy trenchcoat harman managed to fell Liche with a shotgun before blasting a few bullets into DeadCannon\'s head...both zombies, amazed by what had just happened, performed a ?rise and hunted for this ghost, only to find he was gone...
[0:00] - The rise zapped almost all energy out of DeadCannon so while he collected himself a feral took over and grabbed the rest of thezommbie! This same feral shoved Teefee out of the way and managed to tear strips of meat off Zeonidas, strips Teefee wanted all for himself if truth be told. After the feral retired to the corner with his brains, Teefee took back over on Zeonidas and had a stroke of pure brilliance. Managing to find the keys to the firetruck, Teefee unwound the hose and shoved Zeonidas into the hosewheel. Cranking that shaft took quite a bit of energy but never did a brain pop out so neatly onto the floor ..NAHM NAHM NAHM!
[0:00] - DeadCannon had gotten bored waiting for orders and took on TurboKill. Using the suspenders from a pair of overalls he wrapped it around the neck of TurboKill and strangled away whilst using his claws to bore a hole into the chest of this filthy harman. Liche enjoyed the view immensely, so much so that he continued after DeadCannon joined Ardenio, Kazeri and MiliMan in slumberland. Teefee was set to fall asleep himself when he noticed Liche was resting and TurboKill was slithering away towards the door. Jumping on TurboKill's head, Teefee crushed it in one blow, brains spurting everywhere - Who ever said Crouching Tiger Hidden Zambah! was a bad movie!?
[0:00] - The radio echoed around the building and our presence had been noticed, so we groaned as much as we could and retired for the evening. Pretty soon, however, there was a knocking on the door....
[0:00] - Wood splintered everywhere as Taramar burst into the common room, rickrolling everybody as soon as (s)he arrived
Taramar wrote:A zombie ( Taramar ) said "Nrrrh grnna grrh rrh rh! Nrrrh grnna rh rrh rn!"
[0:00] - The generator was battered and deadpenguin had gotten inside and managed to beat killer pie to his last breath, only faith would have him tire out before striking the last blow and that maggot was left breathing for another day...
Stats
Cades - 3
Kills - 5
?rise - 4
Party - Yeah, it\'s happening alright
