Angel of Death
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Location: N.S.W. That would be in Australia then...
Mon May 19, 2008 4:11 pm
Barhahry Corsairs Paint the Town Red! 20th of May, 2008
Tonight the Corsairs laid anchor outside The Mydleham Building. Adolf Christ, Bamm Bamm, Barbara Ahn and Grahahah and their two babahz, Scoopnog and Elijah rose and waded on over to the Mydleham Building to find the doors Left Wide Open! Manah of our zetheren were swaying inside so we decided to make ourselves comfortable.
Barbarah Ahn grabbed Robert Deadford by the head and diced the breather quickly and efficiently with the skilled claws of a master chef, into a nice snack portion for Scoopnog who gulped down the mushy gore quickly.
Issachar Ward was dying fast. Adolf, after initially having to restrain Elijah in a high chair to wait to be served, decided to set him loose to play amongst the broken computers and gore. Elijah ran barefoot across the room and sunk his teeth into the harman's skull. Hangrah babah zambahz !z Hangrah!
Under a pile of shattered glass and rubber gloves, another harman struggled, gasping for air beneath the merciless claws of Grahahah. Elijah skipped over to Verdin and again the zombies were delighted by the crunching sound made by Elijah's Claws.
Not content with this establishment's decor, Barbara Ahn trashed the joint before we all moved on to Burt Square PD.
The bang-bang manz at Burt Square PD had erected Very Heavy Barricades. Barbara Ahn tore the cades down in a fury of claws and cardbord. Exhausted, she wandered back to Mydleham to rest in the lovely fresh ruins. Unfortunately an active barricader over at Burt PD managed to boost them back up to Quite Strongly Barricaded. It was then that Teefee arrived and wasn't about to let these wretched breathers get away with exhausting Barbara with more lockers and cardboard boxes! None of us were! Adolf Christ, Bamm Bamm, Grahahah and Teefee tore them down again and swiftly nudged the babies inside. Teefee exhausted himself on the barricades and stopped to rest outside.
Inside the Bang Bang Barn, we found 4 harmanz waiting to be brought to Barhah. Bamm Bamm chose to show the light to yman but she soon tired, too. Adolf, suffered a bit of the old blunt claw syndrome and could only soften the man a little further. Scoopnog was starting to get very hungry, eyeing the human and sizing him up. Grahahah whilest picking some bone fragments from his teeth didn't notice the harmanz that had swooped in and shot him with a flare. (I'll Avenge you, Dad!) It was starting to look like the party was at it's end. The breathers responded by healing the snack that Bamm Bamm and Adolf Christ had prepared for Scoopnog, before barricading and calling help over the radio:
Adolf decided to give yman to the babahz to play with. Scoopnog clawed a little at yman a little, but tuckered himself out. He still managed to gain some valuable experience in eating full grown brain. Before Elijah could get a claw in, Jay Gnaw burst through the barricades and began to slash into yman reducing him to brainzquick in a matter of seconds! (I suppose that's why they call it brainzquick.) Elijah again toddled over and obliterated the human with a single claw to the brow!
The Corsairs, all partied out, paddled back to Mydleham to sway with their zetheren.
Final Score:
4 servings of Brainzquick
1 Ruin
Very Heavy, well sprung Cades
And a couple of very confused bang-bang manz left in Burt Square PD.
Barbarah Ahn grabbed Robert Deadford by the head and diced the breather quickly and efficiently with the skilled claws of a master chef, into a nice snack portion for Scoopnog who gulped down the mushy gore quickly.
Issachar Ward was dying fast. Adolf, after initially having to restrain Elijah in a high chair to wait to be served, decided to set him loose to play amongst the broken computers and gore. Elijah ran barefoot across the room and sunk his teeth into the harman's skull. Hangrah babah zambahz !z Hangrah!
Under a pile of shattered glass and rubber gloves, another harman struggled, gasping for air beneath the merciless claws of Grahahah. Elijah skipped over to Verdin and again the zombies were delighted by the crunching sound made by Elijah's Claws.
Not content with this establishment's decor, Barbara Ahn trashed the joint before we all moved on to Burt Square PD.
The bang-bang manz at Burt Square PD had erected Very Heavy Barricades. Barbara Ahn tore the cades down in a fury of claws and cardbord. Exhausted, she wandered back to Mydleham to rest in the lovely fresh ruins. Unfortunately an active barricader over at Burt PD managed to boost them back up to Quite Strongly Barricaded. It was then that Teefee arrived and wasn't about to let these wretched breathers get away with exhausting Barbara with more lockers and cardboard boxes! None of us were! Adolf Christ, Bamm Bamm, Grahahah and Teefee tore them down again and swiftly nudged the babies inside. Teefee exhausted himself on the barricades and stopped to rest outside.
Inside the Bang Bang Barn, we found 4 harmanz waiting to be brought to Barhah. Bamm Bamm chose to show the light to yman but she soon tired, too. Adolf, suffered a bit of the old blunt claw syndrome and could only soften the man a little further. Scoopnog was starting to get very hungry, eyeing the human and sizing him up. Grahahah whilest picking some bone fragments from his teeth didn't notice the harmanz that had swooped in and shot him with a flare. (I'll Avenge you, Dad!) It was starting to look like the party was at it's end. The breathers responded by healing the snack that Bamm Bamm and Adolf Christ had prepared for Scoopnog, before barricading and calling help over the radio:
* Mega Man 2 broadcast "Crowbank-Burt Square PD (76, 62) has 4 zeds inside, loose" from here, on 28.01 MHz. (16 seconds ago)
Adolf decided to give yman to the babahz to play with. Scoopnog clawed a little at yman a little, but tuckered himself out. He still managed to gain some valuable experience in eating full grown brain. Before Elijah could get a claw in, Jay Gnaw burst through the barricades and began to slash into yman reducing him to brainzquick in a matter of seconds! (I suppose that's why they call it brainzquick.) Elijah again toddled over and obliterated the human with a single claw to the brow!
The Corsairs, all partied out, paddled back to Mydleham to sway with their zetheren.
Final Score:
4 servings of Brainzquick
1 Ruin
Very Heavy, well sprung Cades
And a couple of very confused bang-bang manz left in Burt Square PD.
