My esteemed opponent, while he would make an excellent Mayor, does not possess sufficient Barhah! to represent all of the zombies of Malton. He has made two mortal errors....
1. He does not possess the the rot. Candidate Murray does.
2. My opponent has opened a lead on me in the primary by openly courting the vote of those who lack Barhah. He has appealed to those who use the needle and the steel and seek life. He has gained the trust and vote of... harmanz!
If you want a Mayor who will bring Barhah! to all zombies and to Malton, go here and vote for Murray.
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There shall be no barricades in Malton. Â If there are any, they must be removed by force. All of those who hide behind the barricades will be presumed responsible for them and will have their brainz eaten.